I've been studying java, yada yada yada, I hardly know the difference between a variable, method, and class. (Kidding.. mostly.) Anyways, I want to make an android app. It's name shall be F#%$ You! No, really. It's an app that insults you with, ehem... colorful language. Anyways, I'm 18, and I want to program for a living. I want to create things. Anything, honestly. I plan on moving on to indie game development later on. ANYWAYS. Besides all that, I've honestly never had a job. This is a problem, you see, because I am no longer able to tolerate living with my parents.(Don't question my morality on this bit, please. I have my reasons. Most of them including my inability to so much as say hello to my mother, without receiving a snide remark.) Though, I am still hopelessly dependent. Hopefully, I'll be able to support myself in a few months through app development. Cheers!

Hello, welcome. Very interesting story. Also, don't use profanity on the forums. Good luck making apps. Thanks, Adam

I got my start in the Armed Forces. It may not be the 'desired' option, but it's an option. Otherwise, Welcome to Buzztouch, good luck in your endeavors, and when you nail down your concept a little more, feel free to ask questions and we'll do what we can to get you going. I'd start by looking at the Google policies on language/adult content. They 'may' have limits, you never know. And try not to use the language in the forums; some of our users are still a bit underage. Cheers! -- Smug

Ha, sorry about that. Though, it was a strictly literal usage, no offense intended, as that is the apps name. Thank you as well, SmugWimp, though I've looked the name up on the app store, and many held similar names. Though, I must ask if anyone here thinks BuzzTouch would mind having their software used to create an app like this?