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tb buzztouch Evangelist Posts: 2050 Reg: Nov 03, 2011 Oxford 32,300	confirm \| cancel 02/06/13 03:18 PM (12 years ago) Let's get the forums a bit more fun! A must read thread. This concept has absolutely nothing to anything app building, but I thought I should just share some lovely jokes I've found and made. Can you think up any jokes? Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well. Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i/o. Computer programs for gambling need beta testing. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites. Technically speaking a programmer's favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays. abstract art gallery() { … } Where's yours? Reply beneath! Title Comments This concept has absolutely nothing to anything app building, but I thought I should just share some lovely jokes I've found and made. Can you think up any jokes? Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well. Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i/o. Computer programs for gambling need beta testing. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites. Technically speaking a programmer's favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays. abstract art gallery() { … } Where's yours? Reply beneath!

LA Aspiring developer Posts: 3280 Reg: Aug 16, 2012 Jerseyville, IL 42,900	02/06/13 03:33 PM (12 years ago) Here is mine: God summons the devil and Jesus, and he challenges them to a programming contest. God gives them the spec and they begin. Jesus and the devil write their code furiously. As the contest reaches the end, the power suddenly goes out for a moment, both of their monitors go blank, and reboot when the power comes back on. God asks to see the two programs. The Devil says that he had a good program, but he lost it when the power was out. Jesus had no such problem, and won the contest, because Jesus saves. LA Comments Here is mine: God summons the devil and Jesus, and he challenges them to a programming contest. God gives them the spec and they begin. Jesus and the devil write their code furiously. As the contest reaches the end, the power suddenly goes out for a moment, both of their monitors go blank, and reboot when the power comes back on. God asks to see the two programs. The Devil says that he had a good program, but he lost it when the power was out. Jesus had no such problem, and won the contest, because Jesus saves. LA

tb buzztouch Evangelist Posts: 2050 Reg: Nov 03, 2011 Oxford 32,300	02/06/13 03:47 PM (12 years ago) Good one. I like that! Comments Good one. I like that!

MGoBlue Apple Fan Posts: 980 Reg: Jun 07, 2011 Gold River, CA 10,600	02/06/13 04:12 PM (12 years ago) @LA - Love it. Comments @LA - Love it.

mrDavid BTMods.com Posts: 3936 Reg: May 21, 2011 San Diego, CA 51,910	02/06/13 04:16 PM (12 years ago) A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery store with the instructions, “get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” He comes home with a dozen loaf of bread and tells her, “they had eggs.” xD David https://buzztouchmods.com Comments A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery store with the instructions, “get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” He comes home with a dozen loaf of bread and tells her, “they had eggs.” xD David https://buzztouchmods.com

0z2000tv Aspiring developer Posts: 315 Reg: Sep 10, 2011 Nashville 11,950	02/06/13 04:20 PM (12 years ago) Great thought @Annandale Apps Love 'em It did force me to the internet to download a .mp3 Rimshot and then read them again with the sound effect. Worked even better. Mike Comments Great thought @Annandale Apps Love 'em It did force me to the internet to download a .mp3 Rimshot and then read them again with the sound effect. Worked even better. Mike

SmugWimp Smugger than thou... Posts: 6316 Reg: Nov 07, 2012 Tamuning, GU 81,410	02/06/13 05:35 PM (12 years ago) Mr. David: Exactly! Lol! Cheers! -- Smug Comments Mr. David: Exactly! Lol! Cheers! -- Smug

KozmoWeb Aspiring developer Posts: 342 Reg: Dec 08, 2012 Sarasota, FL 8,520	02/06/13 06:01 PM (12 years ago) I call dibs on all the programmer jokes for a jokes app! ;-) - William Comments I call dibs on all the programmer jokes for a jokes app! ;-) - William

Susan Metoxen buzztouch Evangelist Posts: 1706 Reg: May 01, 2011 Hopkins, Minnes... 26,260	02/06/13 09:23 PM (12 years ago) This is great! Brightened my day. Thomas, put these in your buzztouch app! Then add push notifications, so you can push them out to us. Comments This is great! Brightened my day. Thomas, put these in your buzztouch app! Then add push notifications, so you can push them out to us.

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